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Joke is randomly selected by client when player [[Send Joke|tells a joke]] | |||
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| Why do penguins eat fish? | | Why do penguins eat fish? | ||
| Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them | | Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them | ||
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| What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? | |||
| A nervous wreck! | |||
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| Why is it so easy to weigh fish? | |||
| They have their own scales | |||
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| What do Penguins sing on a birthday? | |||
| Freeze a jolly good fellow | |||
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| How do you communicate with a fish? | |||
| You drop him a line | |||
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| What is a penguin's favourite party game? | |||
| Sardines | |||
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| How does a penguin build its house? | |||
| Igloos it together | |||
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| Why are penguins so popular on the Internet? | |||
| Because they have Web feet! | |||
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| What do you call a penguin in the desert? | |||
| Lost | |||
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| What's black and white and goes round and round? | |||
| A penguin in a revolving door | |||
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| What bird can write underwater? | |||
| A ball point PENguin! | |||
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| What's the best way to catch a fish? | |||
| Have someone throw it at you | |||
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Current jokes can be found in [http://cdn.clubpenguin.com/play/en/web_service/game_configs/jokes.json jokes.json]. | |||
Revision as of 23:09, 8 June 2014
Joke is randomly selected by client when player tells a joke
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What do you call a fish with no eyes? | FSH |
| Why do penguins eat fish? | Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them |
| What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? | A nervous wreck! |
| Why is it so easy to weigh fish? | They have their own scales |
| What do Penguins sing on a birthday? | Freeze a jolly good fellow |
| How do you communicate with a fish? | You drop him a line |
| What is a penguin's favourite party game? | Sardines |
| How does a penguin build its house? | Igloos it together |
| Why are penguins so popular on the Internet? | Because they have Web feet! |
| What do you call a penguin in the desert? | Lost |
| What's black and white and goes round and round? | A penguin in a revolving door |
| What bird can write underwater? | A ball point PENguin! |
| What's the best way to catch a fish? | Have someone throw it at you |
Current jokes can be found in jokes.json.