List of Jokes
From Club Penguin Protocol
Joke is randomly selected by client when player tells a joke.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What do you call a fish with no eyes? | FSH |
| Why do penguins eat fish? | Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them |
| What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? | A nervous wreck! |
| Why is it so easy to weigh fish? | They have their own scales |
| What do Penguins sing on a birthday? | Freeze a jolly good fellow |
| How do you communicate with a fish? | You drop him a line |
| What is a penguin's favourite party game? | Sardines |
| How does a penguin build its house? | Igloos it together |
| Why are penguins so popular on the Internet? | Because they have Web feet! |
| What do you call a penguin in the desert? | Lost |
| What's black and white and goes round and round? | A penguin in a revolving door |
| What bird can write underwater? | A ball point PENguin! |
| What's the best way to catch a fish? | Have someone throw it at you |
Current jokes can be found in jokes.json.
